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The song the K. Rool Brothers sing in Final Preparations.


King: This be a wonderful day for the Kremling Krew

WAKE UP, YOU FOOLS, NO TIME TO DROOL! He yelled to a group of sleeping Kremlings on the floor.

Not on a day this cool!

Now, for the readers and their mothers

Let's introduce, my brothers:

King Kroctus

Kaptain: Kaptain Kruckers

Baron: Baron Kolamitous Roolenstein!

Sorry if IT sounds mean,

But that's what we do

Because-

All: WE ARE THE KREMLING KREW!

King: This is a day we've awaited for so very long

We'll SOON be rid of that foul Donkey Kong

Kaptain: And prove those goodies they're WRONG!

King: An important message rings

With big important things

From the most important being of ALL.

Kaptain: If the Dark Master needs us,

Who are we to make a fuss

We'd be wise to answer his CALL!

Baron: But a name like 'Gnaa'

Just makes you go 'blah'

And makes him sound like a fool.

King: But that's no matter

Just put it on a platter

ALL: 'Cause WE'RE the three K. Rools!

King: And so, every last small, little, wee

Kaptain: Feeble insignificant

Baron: Teeny-tiny microscopic

All: Thing must GO…according to plan!

King: All these fails we have endured

This time it will be absurd.

All: Cause WE'RE the Kremling Krew!

Kaptain: With our mighty new Masters' might

Those apes will think before they fight.

All: Cause WE'RE the Kremling Krew!

Baron: With a moment like this

It'd be much sad to miss

Like a pitfall in any hard game.

King: Pitfalls bore me

Cruelty adores me

All: And makes us shine in fame!

Kaptain: Aye, and that wretched Kong

And his friends won't last long

And disappoint every last fan!

King: And that's why every last small, little, wee

Kaptain: Feeble insignificant

Baron: Teeny-tiny microscopic

All: Thing must GO…according to plan!

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